NFL Takeaways: Week 15

I’m sick so I’m just going to speed through this stuff because let’s face it this season is boring and who really cares?

Chiefs defeat Chargers 34-28

This was the best game of the weekend, with both QBs playing at a very high level.

And in fitting fashion, the Chargers lost.

Just like normal.

Colts defeat Patriots 27-17

Jonathan Taylor just destroyed the Pats all night long.

Bills defeat Panthers 31-14

The Panthers aren’t very good, are they?

Lions defeat Cardinals 30-12

If Dan Campbell can get his coordinators right, the Lions are in good shape.

He seems like a great coach to play for.

Dolphins defeat Jets 31-24

Here come the Phins….

Cowboys defeat Giants 21-6

The Cowboys defense is legit.

Watch out for them come postseason time.

Steelers defeat Titans 19-13

If I were the Titans, I would simply stop turning the ball over.

Texans defeat Jaguars 30-16

There were a lot of people who thought the Jags were a better football team than the Texans and that never really made sense to me.

They’re both awful.

Bengals defeat Broncos 15-10

This game was boring and defensive and my version of hell.

49ers defeat Falcons 31-13

The Niners keep winning, and they’d be tied for the division lead if they didn’t go 0-2 against the 5-9 Seattle Seahawks.

Packers defeat Ravens 31-30

Tyler Huntley can ball.

And this shouldn’t be surprising. He was level with Justin Herbert his last year at Utah.

He’ll get a starting chance somewhere.

Saints defeat Buccaneers 9-0

Ew.

Raiders defeat Browns 16-14

Poor, poor Browns.

Vikings defeat Bears 17-9

Maybe we should stop putting the Bears on primetime TV.

Eagles defeat Washington 27-17

I was sick and didn’t watch this.

Rams defeat Seahawks 20-10

I was sick and didn’t watch this but as a Seahawks fan I saw on Twitter that we were clearly robbed and the league should investigate, to be honest.